The Importance Of A Second Ice Age

I’m finally home. It has been a difficult week at work and it is nice to feel the long shag carpet between my toes when I walk into my living room. That and the light blue walls are warm and inviting. Give me five minutes in my well-worn easy chair and all the stress of work will be a distant memory. As I was relaxing and flipping through the TV channels I saw that a volcano near my house may erupt. Not only is it going to erupt, but it is predicted to be so big it may bring another ice age, but I’m not buying it. In the seventies it was global cooling, then the nineties brought global warming, when the models didn’t come to fruition they changed it to climate change in the two thousands. Now they are convinced they can tell that a volcano that has oozed as long as I can remember, hell as long as anyone can remember, is suddenly going to erupt and cause a second ice age, BS. Honestly if they could keep their story straight for more than two days it would be easier to believe anything they had to say. Looking at how much money those pseudoscientists made from all the other global crises I can only imagine this is one more attempt to grab money out of the little guy’s pocket, but not me. I’ll believe it when I …show more content…
Between the screams every time wind blows and the horns of people leaving, I can hardly hear myself think much less understand the people on the television. Speaking of which, yesterday my boss got scared and shut the office down, so I finally get a much needed vacation and I plan to catch up on all the shows I never have time to watch, if only these inconsiderate effing people would be quiet. These tremors are nothing new, it happens any time this volcano decides to spew a little lava. Give it a couple of days some steam will spew from the top, a little lava will roll down the side, and life will finally go back to