Why I Want A Husband

I am a woman of high expectations and I want a husband that exceeds each and every expectation I possess. Contrary to the popular Beatles song, I want a husband who can “Buy Me Love”. Why? It’s simple. Since men make more than woman anyway I don’t see why my husband should not be able to pay for everything. I want a husband who picks up the check when we go out, I want a husband who can afford to let me use his credit card to shop for myself and others around the holidays, and I want a husband who can buy me a secure financial future. I want a husband who can whisk me away to a week long tropical vacation at least twice a year. I want a husband who meets my demands of standard physical features. I want a husband who is over 6 feet tall, has bright eyes, and medium length dark hair. I want a husband who is muscular and keeps his diet in check. I want a husband with perfect facial symmetry. I want a husband who is impeccably “manscaped” waist up and waist down. I want a husband with appropriate length …show more content…
When there is a leak in the faucet I want a husband who can fix it. When the bushes in the yard need to be trimmed I want a husband to trim elaborate and neat shapes. When there is a lost Italian on the street I want a husband who can tell him exactly where to go with perfect italian dialect. I want a husband who can lift the new suede couch I bought upstairs to the upstairs living room by himself. I want a husband who is personable, to an extent, and successful in whatever high paying job he has. I want a husband who can prepare a fantastic five star seafood cuisine accompanied by my favorite martini before I get home from my hard day of work no matter how tiring his day might have been. I want a husband who can please me and my needs right when I want them, but also understands that after I am pleased that I may be too tired to please him the same way. My God, who wouldn’t want a