Hello motherfuker, I’m Paul Sedaris the youngest out of the whole Sedaris clan. I am loud, outspoken, and “unapologetically blunt” (65) with an unusual accent that no one quite understands. I will give you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it, but the best of all I’m the rooster that never stops hollering. I Paul Sedaris will holler and shout my profanity like it’s nobody's business, so don’t be surprised that I say every word in the book even to my parents. I smoke weed in the house and school just isn’t my thing, so I advise you to stop before wasting your time to ask me about college. I will refer to you as bitch or motherfucker; try not get offended, because I truly mean no harm. I’m a little rough around the edges, but I am a
