Do you have a job? Do you have a guy? Do you have ten days? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I have the perfect plan for you. So long as you follow the carefully thought at steps I’ve laid out for you, you will be sure to succeed. To lose a guy in ten days, one must make the guy as uncomfortable and scared as possible On day one, you meet your guy. This is the perfect time to charm him and really make him fall in love with you. Now you may ask, “Is this too soon?” And the answer to that is, yes. It is far too soon to be feeling such powerful things for another human, but it is essentially that he is one-hundred percent committed to your relationship on the first day.
Now, as day four comes along, to really set the …show more content…
This will open his eyes to the beautiful metaphor that is your relationship because, like the fern, your relationship needs tender love and care. If your relationship is not properly cared for, it will die, like your fern. As you give it to him, you’ll want to be sure that you really emphasize how important the strength of your love is to give him a thorough understanding of just how important it is to keep that fern thriving.
The last step, possibly the most important step that will really push your guy over the line, is simple. To finally get your guy to walk away for good, all you need to do is write a completely exposing article for a super cool magazine. This will cause him to silent suffer from the immense humiliation you have just caused him. He’ll be so embarrassed, he won’t have enough courage to even confront you about it and he’ll just leave.
So, if ever you find yourself dating a schmuck, fear not because you now have all of the necessary steps to losing a guy in ten days. Don’t forget to secretly move in with him, give him a plant to symbolize your love, and write a completely humiliating recantation of your relationship for the whole world to see. As long as you follow these simple steps, you will have no problem losing your guy in ten
Now, as day four comes along, to really set the …show more content…
This will open his eyes to the beautiful metaphor that is your relationship because, like the fern, your relationship needs tender love and care. If your relationship is not properly cared for, it will die, like your fern. As you give it to him, you’ll want to be sure that you really emphasize how important the strength of your love is to give him a thorough understanding of just how important it is to keep that fern thriving.
The last step, possibly the most important step that will really push your guy over the line, is simple. To finally get your guy to walk away for good, all you need to do is write a completely exposing article for a super cool magazine. This will cause him to silent suffer from the immense humiliation you have just caused him. He’ll be so embarrassed, he won’t have enough courage to even confront you about it and he’ll just leave.
So, if ever you find yourself dating a schmuck, fear not because you now have all of the necessary steps to losing a guy in ten days. Don’t forget to secretly move in with him, give him a plant to symbolize your love, and write a completely humiliating recantation of your relationship for the whole world to see. As long as you follow these simple steps, you will have no problem losing your guy in ten