Satan's Butthole: A Short Story

This is a personal story to me, to understand this story we will have to start at from the beginning. I hope you enjoy this story and it is both entertaining and heartwarming to you as I am sharing a personal event in my life. Join me on this journey of discovery as I unveil one of the darker mysteries in my life.
It was my fifth and final deployment with the Navy. It had been a long six years and it seemed like I was never home due to all the training evolutions and deployments I had been a part of. I was excited to finish this deployment, return home, and make up for the lost time with my wife. I went to a beautiful country we called “Satan’s butthole”, just kidding it was Afghanistan. This deployment wasn’t like the others; we would talk almost every day in the past, but this time our phone calls were a lot shorter, Skype sessions lessened by the day, and replies to my Facebook messages were at an all-time low. It seemed as if she was distancing herself and we were growing apart despite my many attempts to make it right. …show more content…
Sure enough, it was her and I immediately got worried because she was supposed to be on her way to her mother’s house for the weekend to spend time with her younger sister who was in her second year of college and flying in from Florida. I began to think the worst things possible. What if she got in a car accident on the way there and is dying or is seriously injured? I replied hesitantly “yes why do you ask, is something wrong?” while praying to God in my head that everything was fine. I then received another message that read “she’s cheating on you.” It had photos attached of her with some mystery man who I had never met before, but it did give a name Ryan. I thought to myself, “who’s Ryan?” and began to rack my brain to try and remember if I had met him or seen him before you know, trying to make sense of this whole