Humorous Wedding Speeches

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to start by saying on behalf of the bride’s mother, myself, and the groom’s parents, in giving a warm welcome to all the relatives and friends who have joined us today to celebrate Samantha and Jake’s wedding. Today we are the proudest parents in the whole world, seeing your daughter look so happy and radiant is a truly amazing experience, but I have to admit it fazed me just a bit in the ceremony when I had to give her away. As I look at my daughter, I can't help but reflect on all the years I was lucky enough to watch her grow. I’ve watched her become the beautiful woman she is today and it brings me joy. She captured my heart on the day she was born. She's my little girl, my princess and my sunshine on

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