Humorous Wedding Speech

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It’s an honor to share something with you which I have always wanted to. On 15 April 1997 beautiful women embarked a new journey which has to be remembered the most, Motherhood. Years passed and you nurtured me, starting from how to walk and talk to how to tie shoe laces, you thought me the best you could. Your wondrous works, the wisdom in every word you say is just priceless. You helped me when I was tongue tied; you guided me when I had nothing but tears in my eyes, you took my sorrows as your sorrows, my regrets as your regrets, my desolation as your desolation. Here I am now all grown up because of the struggle you did to give the best of. You brought out the best in me. You've taught me, inspired me, lost sleep caring for us and often

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