Humorous Wedding Speech: Who Is It All?

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I would like some chocolate chip pancakes and bacon please. Okay and for you sir? Ill have two pancakes with some bacon and an omelet. Will that be all? Uh yes mam for now we still have someone coming. Okay Ill be right back. Dad when is she going to get here. I mean I can't wait to meet her. From everything you've told me She sound way too good to be true. Is that her? Yes Jada that is her. My dad gets up to greet her. They say hi he introduces me. I'm so excited. She's a real beauty, and her voice is so smooth and her skin is just flawless. I think I found my new Idol. My dad turns to me this is Mrs. Sharell. I've heard alot about you. I said. You're really pretty. Thank you. You took a really long time to get here so I ordered my food and dad ordered his, but we told them that you were on your way so it's okay. So do you have any children? No. Oh I have an older brother but he has his own dad. I'm my dads one and only princess, isn't that right daddy? Sure is princess. Mrs. Sharell what is your favorite color, some of mine are red, black, purple, green, orange not really pink, but it's okay. My favorite color is blue though, blue is my favorite color to, did you know that …show more content…
You're not starving and here it comes. Yum chocolate pancakes. Here are your pancakes and bacon can I get you guys anything else? Yes can I have an omelet and some bacon. Of course, will that be all? Yes, thank you. So what do you do for a living Mrs. Sharell? I'm a school teacher. I like school. I enjoy reading the most, it calms me and helps me relax, sometimes I read to get over my emotions, emotions are to be kept deep down inside and never to be let out. Do you enjoy football? Yes, but basketball is my favorite sport. I enjoy playing basketball, but watching basketball is boring. What are some of your favorite things to do? Well I like to run, read, play video games, talk to my friends, and travel I love to

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