Humorous Wedding Speech: Unload A Girl

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Good Morning, the guy at Venture Construction called and stated that he needed two guys right away. He stated that Ira Platt maybe too old to unload a truck. I called Larry Smith and he stated that it was too far for him to go. I called Steven Metcalf and left a voice mail message. He called back and said cancel the two guys but send Ira Platt back out there for a couple of days.

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