Humorous Wedding Speech: Similarities Between Men And Women

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To my fellow citizens,

We are at odds about many things but I tell you we were created by something much bigger than ourselves. I cannot physically see it nor do I need to but this power comes from somewhere. I do not necessary think of myself as a religious person but I know we are a part of this universe and governed by what I call GOD. The more I think about him, the more I know he exists. He does not interfere in my life or yours but he exists independently from us. I have no system I follow to maintain a belief nor do I need to believe because I know the deity and that is all I see. He created us to do something because if I were to choose what I would want to be I would choose nothing less than being a man. We rule over animals and we govern our own land but without God creating us as a man we would not be able to.

As a man, we need to create a better system of education for our
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The nature of a man and women are very distinct. Women are to please men and men are to be pleased by women. The men are to be strong and active while women should be weak and passive. This is how nature intends us to be. When the principle is admitted, women were created to delight men. Women should be pleasing to men in all ways and never anger us. Eventually, they will become our wives and they should not desire equal lives as they are to birth and raise our families. They are allotted time off to birth and raise them so they could not be equal to men. They need to remain faithful to her husband even though he might not be faithful to her. There is no bigger disgrace than to have a husband wonder if the child she gave him is truly his. They need to be honorable in their family as well as in their community. The two sexes are necessary for each other but ultimately a wife will need to be more dependent on her husband than a husband on his wife for he can sustain a life without

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