Humorous Wedding Speech: Poorest Written Appraisals

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Good morning,

I hope you had a great holiday weekend. I need a weekend from my weekend kind of weekend myself...

I wanted to follow up with you to see if there have been any new developments on the McDonlads case? I noticed the attached Petitioners appraisal was made available. I have not had the opportunity to fully digest this thing yet. But, right off the top I can tell you this is perhaps one of the poorest written appraisals I have seen. This appraiser should be reported to the state in my opinion.

First things to jump out at me:

•Completely misses the fact that the drive-thru lanes are on the contiguous property. Tim Schnelle told me this is how I would win and accurately predicted the Petitioner's appraiser would

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