Humorous Wedding Speech: Learning To Be An Immigrant

Today is my eighteenth birthday and I’m celebrating it with my fourteen year old brother. He’s the smartest kid I know but he still has to learn how to be a man. We were sitting on my couch eating ice cream when the television said that Japan was invading Manchuria, China (Raum, 6). My little brother Brennan was asking why they were doing such a thing. I told him not to worry because it does not concern us, because Germany already enacted the Anti-Jewish Nuremberg Laws (Raum, 6). He pretended like he understood and left the room to go play outside. I stayed in to learn more about the foreign wars. They’ve always took my interest. It’s been a few months since I’ve heard anything about the battles but I have this weird sensation something big is coming. I’ve been trying my best to avoid being drafted so I could help Brennan with his school work and such. The next morning I went to go check the mail. I brought it inside then began to cook breakfast. I was making pancakes when all of a sudden I hear my brother yell. He’s holding an envelope that’s inviting him to go to a 2 year camp for boy scouts. The granny from across the road has been helping us gain enough money for this camp. She is the sweetest thing you could ever lay eyes on. I told my brother to go with his friends and …show more content…
I’ve been in the Army for two years now and I’m already climbing high in the ranks. Germany and Japan have just signed the Anti-Comintern Pact (Raum, 7). This hitler guy has been doing somewhat good lately, he was just appointed Chancellor of Germany (Raum, 6). When I was just about to stop worrying about Hitler, Germany annexes Austria in a bloodless invasion (Raum, 7). Despite his promise to take no more land he orders his troops to occupy Czechoslovakia (Raum, 8). Hitler has been gaining power and allies from these other countries. He hasn’t been trying to make peace at