Humorous Wedding Speech In The Presence Of The Bride

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Friends, we have come today in the presence of GOD, as witnesses of love between Matthew and Thao in sharing the joy of their inner love and devotion with us all through marriage.

Beloved Matthew and Thao,
Please look each other in the eyes, hold hands and witness these words, may it become imprints in your eyes, hands, hearts, souls and life. With eyes locked, and hands connected, this ceremony is a beautiful symbol of the union of two hearts, two lives, and two souls.

As you hold hands, witness these are the hands of the one you love and adore. On this day, you promise to love and honor one another for all your days. May you find strength in reaching out to the one you love. May you find partnership in standing side by side. May you find

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