Humorous Wedding Speech: From Neophyte To The Political World

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Salutations fellow countrymen, advisors, and dearest friends. I thank all of you for coming today and being part of this magnificent-monumental-movement. Finally, our empire is liberated from the hands of tyranny that once oppressed our great empire. It was only last week that our citizens joined forces to overthrow the last king for his misuse of power. He is now banished to another land, so let there be no fear, for fear forestalls a man from prospering.
First, I must address the skeptics who question my efficacy. The people chose me to lead them; I did not influence their choice. Having said that, I see a new vision for Egypt. For those of you who say that I’m a neophyte to the political world, you are correct. Consequently, that is an advantage to you because the only aspect I know about politics is that all successful leaders listen to their people. That is enough to please the citizens of this land. Often times, leaders’ knowledge about political affairs hinders them from taking advice from others around them. They like to conduct affairs their way and feel that their way is the right way. That’s how tyrants are created. Actually, I myself was nothing more than a farmer’s son. Not too long ago I stood where you stood, I ate what you ate,
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They will create cures to disease. According to my lead doctor, John Petris, there are cures to the flu academic. John Petris, who has studied the art of healing for numerous years and has discovered remarkable cures and treatments to other diseases, believes that there is a cure to the black plague. He will be the lead doctor who will work with a team of other scientists on developing a cure. Moreover, the first hospital in the world shall be built. Everybody shall receive the same level of health care no matter their wealth or what their status is. Essentially, healthcare is a right that everyone

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