Humorous Wedding Speech For A Grocery Store

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Good Morning Everyone ,

I’m doing a Grocery store on my lunch break today . If you would like me to pick you up some items for our team , please bring me your money by 12pm .

Our box is looking pretty empty, it’s not too late for us to turn around this competition for week one and try to WIN 

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