Humorous Wedding Speech: Death Of A Goat Man

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I am honored to be able to tell you what really happened. Our intention wasn’t to kill nor hurt the goat kids in any way, shape, or form. By our I mean, Dylan, KJ, and me, Cole. KJ is our beloved brother who was killed by the evil goat mom. After KJ got out of jail for supposedly eating three little pigs, he reunited with Dylan and me; the only wolves left of our family. We were ecstatic to see him and wanted to have a party to extol his homecoming. All three of us made invitations to give out to the neighbors. KJ and I decided to only send Dylan to give them out. Dylan went to the goat mother and her young kids’ house first. He knocked on the door, thought of an excuse, and said, “Let me in, for I am your mother, and am here to give

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