To the handsome fellow in the red neckerchief,
I know it's been more than a year, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since the day you came into my tavern. Unable to resist any longer, I decided to send you a letter just a week ago, and could hardly believe it when Prince Arthur himself responded!
First, he honors me by patronizing my fine establishment. Then he proves himself to be a mighty, fearless warrior by single-handedly defeating all those horrible bandits who meant to rob a poor woman like myself!
And as if that weren't enough to prove that he's truly a man without equal, he offers to help make my greatest fantasy come true!
Well, my third greatest fantasy. After all, I can't exactly have him or that fine dark-haired fellow with the saucy grin, can I? Bet he knows how to pleasure a woman until her toes curl! …show more content…
Let's talk about us.
I could hardly believe it when Prince Arthur told me you'd fallen desperately in love with me, and how much you long to see me again. I nearly spilled an entire tray of drinks when he informed me that he would graciously relieve you of your duties so that we might be together. Now that the shock has worn off though, I am beside myself with joy!
The prince tells me you'll be beginning your journey tomorrow. I look forward to holding you in my arms, my love, and kissing those sweet, sweet lips.
Your future wife,
I know it's been more than a year, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since the day you came into my tavern. Unable to resist any longer, I decided to send you a letter just a week ago, and could hardly believe it when Prince Arthur himself responded!
First, he honors me by patronizing my fine establishment. Then he proves himself to be a mighty, fearless warrior by single-handedly defeating all those horrible bandits who meant to rob a poor woman like myself!
And as if that weren't enough to prove that he's truly a man without equal, he offers to help make my greatest fantasy come true!
Well, my third greatest fantasy. After all, I can't exactly have him or that fine dark-haired fellow with the saucy grin, can I? Bet he knows how to pleasure a woman until her toes curl! …show more content…
Let's talk about us.
I could hardly believe it when Prince Arthur told me you'd fallen desperately in love with me, and how much you long to see me again. I nearly spilled an entire tray of drinks when he informed me that he would graciously relieve you of your duties so that we might be together. Now that the shock has worn off though, I am beside myself with joy!
The prince tells me you'll be beginning your journey tomorrow. I look forward to holding you in my arms, my love, and kissing those sweet, sweet lips.
Your future wife,