Humorous Wedding Speech By Addressing An Elephant

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I suppose I should start this by addressing the Elephant in the room. It’s your Birthday! The day where you celebrate another year in your life, and another day I am blessed to have you. But something else is unique about today. I am going to do what I should have done a long time ago, and tell you exactly how blessed I am to have you in my life.

I know this is cliché but I honestly don’t know where to start. I suppose I’ll just jump in to it. We met nearly a year ago; at a time when neither of us would have guessed we’d be where we are now. Which is strange because even at that time, we had a lot in common. We both longed for love. This cruel world had broken and discarded us as if we were nothing. So we both built walls. We acted so though, but we were both really so
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The English language can’t even properly describe it words to describe it. You are so feminine and so delicate that I just get lost in even the little things. You have true natural beauty that no woman can ever match. But you have so much more than even a pretty face or body that any man would lust over. You have much more under the surface. You are incredibly intelligent. So much so that you follow some of my ideas farther than anyone has been able to before. You have a work ethic that is years ahead of your age and even stronger than most men. Such grit, such determination, that it will lead you to overcome any obstacle in life. If you could see what I see, if only for a day, you would see that you are more than beautiful. You are graceful, gentle, good-natured, seductive, selfless, soft-spoken, captivating and compassionate, dainty and dependable, well-mannered, nurturing, accepting, principled, shall I continue? Even the way you love is extraordinary. It’s foreign to this cold world. You do it whole heartily with your entire body, spirit, and soul. You’re refreshing, unique in a remarkable way. You are what every woman aspires to be, and what every man dreams

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