Humorous Wedding Speech: Best Man's Best Friend

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Thank you for reaching out to me.
And yes, Bert is my real name, or at least it is a shorter version of a longer one.
I have read your profile and you sound like a wonderful person, and attractive too. Certainly, my wallet is not fat, and for sure, I'm no sugar daddy. Moreover, I have no doubt your daughters and grandsons want you to be happy. It's a good thing they look out for you and would alert you to some things you may not otherwise notice because of your involvement. It sounds like they care and love you dearly.
Now, I'm relatively new to this online dating stuff. It's the toughest thing I've done it my life. In addition, I feel a bit awkward about it too. But hey, I'll get over it, and I know I'll eventually find someone who'll be happy

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