Humorous Wedding Speech: Best Man's Best Friend

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I know I was not very nice to you tonight, and I would like to say I am sorry. I am starting to feel like we are complete strangers just sharing a house. You have problems and you fail to relay you pain, concerns or ideas. You treat me sometimes like I am invisible and I don't exist. I hate feeling this way and the way I can handle it is lashing out. That is something I am not proud of but I feel no matter what I say to you, you just seem to nod and ignore the fact that i am feeling hurt and sometimes lonely. No matter what I say you just act like I am a nagging wife or being bitchy and I will get over tomorrow. But you don't seem to understand that all the feeling only keep on building up. If you ignore the situation it will only get worse and not better. I have been here before and I know how this can end and I …show more content…
I do appreciate all the hard work you do and all you do for me but at time I don't see your for days or talk to you in days and the times i am next to you i feel i should be somewhere else. This is not what i want for my relationship with you.
You are in pain with your back and you never say a word then i get annoyed because you ask me to put medication on your back,. If you cannot talk to me about things that affect us or our relationship maybe you should ask yourself if I am the right person to be here. Because i tell you everything and yet I feel I don't know anything about you. You always talk about things I care nothing about but you never want to talk about us, our finances, or vacation or day trips or anything else. Sometimes I am not even sure you find me attractive at all. I understand you are stressed at work and overwhelmed with school but once again I know nothing about that. You want to do stuff around the house and you talk about how you want to work with your dad and make memories with him

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