Oh My God! I can’t believe it! Uh I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack! Wow. Well for starters I’m so happy that I didn’t take Octavia Spencer’s advice when she told me that “ You never write a speech in advance because if your don’t get to use it, you’ll be heartbroken” well if I hadn’t written this speech I would be up here like uhhhhhhhh. So uh thank you so so so so much to all of those who voted for me and believed in my abilities. It’s an honor to have even been nominated, but to win such a prestigious award like the Best at Never Texting Back is unbelievable. Um I want to congratulate the other nominees in this category because it has been an honor to beat you all tonight. So you might want to take a shower when you get home because
