Humorous Wedding Speech: An Analysis Of Best Man's Speech

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A wedding is said to be the greatest day of one’s life, the day where two people profess their love for one another, and in the briefest of ceremonies, promise to care for and remain with their significant other for the duration of their lives. However, such a beautiful and pure acknowledgement of love can easily be distracted from when an outspoken aunt has had one too many drinks or the best man decides to improvise his speech. On the evening of April 27th, 2012, as bride and groom Rob and Henrietta pledged their eternal love to one another, the brother of the groom pledged to deliver the most memorable of best man speeches, chock full of both sly comments and blatantly rude jokes made at the groom’s expense.The author of the best man's speech

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