Humorous Wedding Speech: America's First Lady

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Good evening everyone. America's First Lady and I, alongside Sasha and Malia just arrived home after a week of staying in Martha's Vineyard in the Great State of Massachusetts. Our only disappointment was that Michelle and I did not get the chance to see Ann. Perhaps it was not meant to be. But I would like to take this opportunity to thank America's Vice President for running America as smooth as silk, while I was vacationing for a change. God knows I needed that. Although I am as fresh as I can be, I still don't know where to begin. Maybe I should start with the firing of his previous Campaign Managers and hiring his current one. But I believe more than enough was mentioned about them and the American hostages in the past few days. Perhaps …show more content…
Ben Carson, who has been claiming that the man running for the presidency of this great nation of every color and every race is not a racist. But I don't think you and I should waste our time talking about someone who haven't even figured out who is himself, take it from me. And never let the title of a doctor, lawyer, construction builder, or even a humanitarian confuse you. Once again, take it from me. Katrina Pierson, his Campaign Spokeswoman is indicating that Afghanistan is my war, but not President Bush's. Where the hell does he find all these genius people. I am 100% sure that she graduated from one of his universities. Unlike the Hurricane Katrina, where our fellow citizens were stranded for more than a week before President Bush send out help into New Orleans, I declared the State of Louisiana an State of Emergency, right after I finished talking with Governor Edwards. Even though I was under a cold fire form the Beauty Pageant and him for not visiting the affected areas, but the governor himself suggested that the federal government is doing more than enough, and that it may not be helpful to visit and tie up the law enforcements and the freeway closures for my arrival. Especially after America's Vice President being there a few days

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