Humorous Wedding Speech: A Virus

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Hello, friends. My name is Tras, and I am quite pleased to talk to you. You cannot see me, because I cannot be seen. In other words, I am quite transparent, so basically those with mere normal vision cannot see me. Still, you may catch a glimpse of me if you have super vision. I forgot to mention that I live inside networks of online computer data, so you may see something gliding across the screen at certain times.
Why am I talking to you? I want to talk to someone other than those computer data files on the network. They are really boring, though some of those files have great stories. Let me tell you a little about myself. You know when your computer freezes or a virus gets onto your desktop and deletes all your stuff? That’s me! It’s my

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