Humorous Wedding Essay: What Is Love?

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My toast today will resemble a short skirt.. Lengthy enough to cover the good stuff, yet short enough to hold your on your toes.

Introduction
A very insightful individual once let me know that enchantment happens at the most random and obscure of places. I would need to oppose this idea. Todays ceremony has been arranged for months and months, and it was still loaded with enchantment. I've known Brian for a long time, and I've never observed him more joyful than when he is with Brenda. What's more, I haven't seen Brenda without a grin when she and Brian, together as one. This enchantment that makes them cheerful today is love; be that as it may, isn't generally straightforward. You will have to fight to keep the same fire you all
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I don't need to let them know how uncommon their relationship is, that they have to support and look after it. That they need to regard and tend to each other, reassure each other, and cherish each other. I know these two, and I realize that they know very well indeed what they have to do, and what will do. So everybody, raise your glasses high. Go along with me in wishing these two superb souls an eternity of love, with life of affection, enchantment and above all else genuine fellowship for remainder of their lives.

Ps-Conclusion

I thought I'd compose the world's most noteworthy Best Man toast. I invested hours examining the Internet, looking for wedding verses, pledges, Tibetan proverbs, and even ESPN, searching for the basic understanding and direction that only a Best Man can give. Oh, all without any result. So whatever I can state is this. I cried when Brian let me know that he would ask Brenda to wed him, and the following week I cried when I heard the answer was yes. My heart overflows with happiness, since (Bride and Groom) are genuinely made for each other.

With that being said I GIVE YOU MR AND MRS

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