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Womanizing Exposed:
How to Execute a Successful One Night Stand
By Alex Mason
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Copyright © 2012 by Alex Mason
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Disclaimer
The events described and the advice that has been given in this book is based on my experiences as a womaniser. For privacy and confidentiality reasons, I have made certain changes, altered identifying features and fictionalised some aspects, but it remains an accurate reflection of my past experiences as
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We exchanged numbers and started communicating for a couple of days. I was being all nice and friendly, coming across extremely innocent. And then the lying started. ‘I really like you’, ‘You seem really cool’ and ‘I’m really glad I met you.’ Terrible, I know, but it had to be done. My friend had organized another party the following weekend, and I had to ‘put in the groundwork’ as they say in the game. I wasn’t very proud of myself, but I had one goal in mind, and I was going to succeed.
On the night, I was feeling confident but somewhat nervous, due to the fact that I was potentially going to lose my virginity at last and the negative stigma that comes with it. We had been texting a great deal in the run up to the party, and a lot of sexual innuendos were being exchanged, so I was really hoping they would be realised that night. My fingers may have crossed a few times and I may have had a little pray. I’m just messing. Or am I? Who knows? Let’s carry on.
After several hours of music, drinking and adolescent discussions on the difference between high school and college dynamics, we decided to sneak off to one of the bedrooms. So many emotions and thoughts were going through my head; ‘Am I going to get an erection ’, ‘How do I put the condom on’, ‘I can’t believe I forgot to use soap to wash my testicles’ that I had to go to the toilet and compose myself. Looking back at that momentous night, I can only sit back in amusement

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