Dipper sat in the corner of his side in their room. 'Now that I have his name, the obvious step would be to kill him, however, I need the names of everyone working in the investigation, first...I'll think of something.'
"Hey Dipper," Ryuuku said, floating into the room. "I edited all of the tapes with your pre-recorded ones."
Dipper pointed to the stache of apples on Mabel's bed.
"Good," Dipper pulled his hat down. "There's absolutely nothing for me to-"
"DIPPER, TAKE CARE OF THIS BAT IN THE KITCHEN!" Stan hollered.
"Oooh, a bat, interesting!"
"No Ryuuku, it's a bat, not interesting, not interesting at all."
"You must do these type of things a lot, huh?"
"You have no idea." Dipper stomped out of their room, stomped down the stairs, …show more content…
"It's not so bad, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them."
Wrong.
*AHHHHAAHAHAH*
"Maybe it was ducklings."
*THEIR BAT FINGERS HURT?! GAHHHHHHH!*
"Yeah, ducklings."
OoO
Soos was swabbing some disinfectant on Dipper's open wounds while Mabel busied herself by wrapping bandages around his head.
"La, la la, applying disinfectants, so Dipper doesn't get rabies or some weird stuff like that...doo doo doo."
'At some point, I'll have to check the police force just to make sure they aren't working with L...' "...why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? The more painful the choice is, the more likely I'll have to do it! Why isn't the same for you guys?"
"Stan's personality is one of life's greatest mysteries...like...whether or you can lick your elbow." Soos said, finishing his last touch ups.
"I bet you can't!" Mabel yelled.
"I bet I can!"
"Lick, lick, lick!"
Dipper stared blankly at the cracked ceiling. "Sometimes...I think Stan hates me." He mumbled.
"Because he probably does." Ryuuku said.
"Dipper, get some milk, we're …show more content…
"Yeah watch out for the triangle guy!"
"Wait..."
A geometrical yellow demon surfaced right before them. "Good morning, everybody! This is the dashing Bill Cipher," He took a moment to adjust his black bow tie accordingly. "Coming to you half dead from the soon-to-be former Mystery shack! How are y'all doin' tonight?"
"Gah, it's the triangle, the triangle!"
"You leave our Uncle's brain alone yo-"
"Ho-hey, hod, it everybody.""Instead of you know, simply raising his hand, a giant, humanoid arm raised from under them with the word 'shut up' scribbled across its palm.
Mable and Soos shut up as the humanoid arm pointed to a space right of Dipper.
Much to Dipper's horror, Bill floated over to Ryuuku. "What the heck is this thing? You look like something that followed the cat in, eh?"
*ba-dum CRASH*
Mabel and Soos glanced at each other, literally, Bill was looking at nothing.
Ryuuku, on the other hand, found this thing amusing and he chose not to say squat. 'Even I can't explain whatever the hell that is.'
Bill didn't notice the blank stares Mabel and Soos were giving off, but rather noticed the complete and utter stoic face Dipper had. "...Oh I get it, let's make things a little bit clearer for everyone." Bill snapped his black fingers and made a rather peculiar
"Hey Dipper," Ryuuku said, floating into the room. "I edited all of the tapes with your pre-recorded ones."
Dipper pointed to the stache of apples on Mabel's bed.
"Good," Dipper pulled his hat down. "There's absolutely nothing for me to-"
"DIPPER, TAKE CARE OF THIS BAT IN THE KITCHEN!" Stan hollered.
"Oooh, a bat, interesting!"
"No Ryuuku, it's a bat, not interesting, not interesting at all."
"You must do these type of things a lot, huh?"
"You have no idea." Dipper stomped out of their room, stomped down the stairs, …show more content…
"It's not so bad, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them."
Wrong.
*AHHHHAAHAHAH*
"Maybe it was ducklings."
*THEIR BAT FINGERS HURT?! GAHHHHHHH!*
"Yeah, ducklings."
OoO
Soos was swabbing some disinfectant on Dipper's open wounds while Mabel busied herself by wrapping bandages around his head.
"La, la la, applying disinfectants, so Dipper doesn't get rabies or some weird stuff like that...doo doo doo."
'At some point, I'll have to check the police force just to make sure they aren't working with L...' "...why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? The more painful the choice is, the more likely I'll have to do it! Why isn't the same for you guys?"
"Stan's personality is one of life's greatest mysteries...like...whether or you can lick your elbow." Soos said, finishing his last touch ups.
"I bet you can't!" Mabel yelled.
"I bet I can!"
"Lick, lick, lick!"
Dipper stared blankly at the cracked ceiling. "Sometimes...I think Stan hates me." He mumbled.
"Because he probably does." Ryuuku said.
"Dipper, get some milk, we're …show more content…
"Yeah watch out for the triangle guy!"
"Wait..."
A geometrical yellow demon surfaced right before them. "Good morning, everybody! This is the dashing Bill Cipher," He took a moment to adjust his black bow tie accordingly. "Coming to you half dead from the soon-to-be former Mystery shack! How are y'all doin' tonight?"
"Gah, it's the triangle, the triangle!"
"You leave our Uncle's brain alone yo-"
"Ho-hey, hod, it everybody.""Instead of you know, simply raising his hand, a giant, humanoid arm raised from under them with the word 'shut up' scribbled across its palm.
Mable and Soos shut up as the humanoid arm pointed to a space right of Dipper.
Much to Dipper's horror, Bill floated over to Ryuuku. "What the heck is this thing? You look like something that followed the cat in, eh?"
*ba-dum CRASH*
Mabel and Soos glanced at each other, literally, Bill was looking at nothing.
Ryuuku, on the other hand, found this thing amusing and he chose not to say squat. 'Even I can't explain whatever the hell that is.'
Bill didn't notice the blank stares Mabel and Soos were giving off, but rather noticed the complete and utter stoic face Dipper had. "...Oh I get it, let's make things a little bit clearer for everyone." Bill snapped his black fingers and made a rather peculiar