How To Achieve A Zombie's Life

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The simplicity of a zombie's life is often a state humans try to achieve. A zombie's daily life and nutrition revolves around their desire for human flesh, blood and brains. Since the collapse of human society, pesky worries like the weather, school, anxiety, appearance, or the office meeting are of zero concern now. They lack a nervous system so pain and head injuries don't ever cross their dead minds. Threats of terrorism, natural disasters, and crime become weightless in their lives since all zombies require one desire. Political announcements won't make headlines due to their disinterest. If that isn't great, even their fight for survival is as straightforward as it gets. Things like keeping a healthy diet, patching up wounds, contracting

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