I can guarantee you that a year and a half ago if you looked up my name on any search engine the results would have been pretty slim to none. Today, however, that has changed quite dramatically. I am Edwardian Bald-Chest, creator of the Chest-Ray and CEO of Bald-Chest Inc. Although many people know my name, not many know my story. This is why I have decided to let you all in on the story of how Bald-Chest Inc came to be.
It all started a year and a half ago. I was young, or younger than I am now, had a completely hairless chest, and was stupidly, hopelessly devoted to my beautiful wife. We were completely happy, you see, until one day I caught her with Drake Hairy-Man. When I had finally regained my composer and was able to talk to her I had to ask her, “Why?”. Her answer was simple, and I should have been able to …show more content…
“There has got to be a product out there that gives me what I need!” Then it hit me. If I want a product that is specifically tailored to my desires and is proven to work, I have to make it! From then on, I threw the next year of my life into development of the product I was so heavily seeking. I was so determined to get it right so that, finally, I would have the hairy chest everyone envied. Then, on October 4th at 4:25, I did it. It only took me 462 tries, but I had finally created the world's very first Chest-Ray! I remember the very first time I used it. It’s shape similar to that of a water gun fit perfectly in my shaking hands. I stood in front of the mirror as I always did and, with my eyes shut as tightly as possible, I pointed the laser gun at my chest and pulled the bright green trigger. Slowly I opened my eyes and my jaw dropped to the floor. The results were so incredibly beautiful and instantaneous! Tears came to my eyes thinking that maybe, just maybe, I finally had a chance to win back
It all started a year and a half ago. I was young, or younger than I am now, had a completely hairless chest, and was stupidly, hopelessly devoted to my beautiful wife. We were completely happy, you see, until one day I caught her with Drake Hairy-Man. When I had finally regained my composer and was able to talk to her I had to ask her, “Why?”. Her answer was simple, and I should have been able to …show more content…
“There has got to be a product out there that gives me what I need!” Then it hit me. If I want a product that is specifically tailored to my desires and is proven to work, I have to make it! From then on, I threw the next year of my life into development of the product I was so heavily seeking. I was so determined to get it right so that, finally, I would have the hairy chest everyone envied. Then, on October 4th at 4:25, I did it. It only took me 462 tries, but I had finally created the world's very first Chest-Ray! I remember the very first time I used it. It’s shape similar to that of a water gun fit perfectly in my shaking hands. I stood in front of the mirror as I always did and, with my eyes shut as tightly as possible, I pointed the laser gun at my chest and pulled the bright green trigger. Slowly I opened my eyes and my jaw dropped to the floor. The results were so incredibly beautiful and instantaneous! Tears came to my eyes thinking that maybe, just maybe, I finally had a chance to win back