As he hands the news to a ballerina to read, Hazel applauds the announcer for trying his best. The ballerina reads the bulletin about Harrison’s escape from prison and a photo of him appears onscreen. The picture shows a tall man swathed in handicaps to hide his strength, intelligence and good looks. Commotion erupts in the studio when Harrison himself appears on television. He proclaims himself as the emperor and removes all of his handicaps. He states that the first woman brave enough to rise will be his empress. A ballerina stands and Harrison removes all her handicaps as well, revealing a gorgeous woman. Harrison commands the musicians to play and the emperor and empress dance through the air. They kiss the ceiling first then kiss each other while still in the air. The moment is interrupted when the Handicapper General, Diana Moon Glampers storms into the studio and shoots Harrison and his empress. Glampers moves to shoot the musicians but the television screen turns black.
After getting a beer, George asks Hazel why she has been crying. She cannot remember what happened but she says that something sad had happened on TV. After telling Hazel not to bother herself with sad things, George hears the sound of a gun. Hazel says that it sounded like a ‘doozy’ and repeats herself when George says ‘you can say that