ere’s an issue that not a whole lot of people side with me on: handicap parking spaces. I don’t agree with them. I say get rid of handicap parking spaces.
[Mocking, high pitched voice]
Oh my god, you’re a monster! Handicap spaces are so wonderful, they’re the best idea ever!
No, they’re not. They’re stupid, they’re horrible and they’re pointless and there’s no reason for them to exist, and I will prove it to you with my usual sterling, flawless, ironclad logic, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!
Here we are at a parking lot of a mall. Here’s a handicap spot, and here’s the mall. Let me ask you a question: if you’re incapable of navigating this parking lot, then what business do you have walking around a mall? And if you’re incapable
[Mocking, high pitched voice]
Oh my god, you’re a monster! Handicap spaces are so wonderful, they’re the best idea ever!
No, they’re not. They’re stupid, they’re horrible and they’re pointless and there’s no reason for them to exist, and I will prove it to you with my usual sterling, flawless, ironclad logic, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!
Here we are at a parking lot of a mall. Here’s a handicap spot, and here’s the mall. Let me ask you a question: if you’re incapable of navigating this parking lot, then what business do you have walking around a mall? And if you’re incapable