Gun Control Persuasive Speech

Guns. They kill people, which is why humans (and not lizard men, as we do not tolerate those in America) believe that we should regulate firearms in the good old U.S. OF A! *que fireworks, George Washington riding a bald eagle, people measuring using feet instead of meters, and the national anthem playing. America isn’t known for its tea, or its biscuits, or funny accents. No instead American is famous for being fat and using lots o’ guns. So, how accurate is the claim that guns should be regulated, or should we keep our insanely lax gun laws, and will I put on some pants? Let’s find out!

America’s gun laws are famously lax, just like south Carolinas fireworks laws*. Most states have little regulation besides a background check to keep crazy people from shooting crowds up. America has more than triple the amount of shootings than any other country in the world, and unfortunately, that also means we have a higher kill count. Lots of people with family’s (and who also may be gun owners themselves) are killed in shootings. This sad fact is why we do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about gun laws. …show more content…
Guns. They cool. I once threw a cup at somebody and yelled they got mugged, but, and this is a huge BUTT, guns are slightly* better than a thrown McDonalds cup. Guns are famously not very regulated here in the U.S. The New* Las Vegas shooting brought up concerns of gun control for the first time since we heard Hillary Clinton was running for president. The man who orchestrated the shooting had several automatic weapons, lots of ammunition, and a BUMP STOCK! If you don’t know what a BUMP STOCK! is, it is a part you put on a semiautomatic firearm and makes it fire like a full auto. Congress is currently in the works of banning BUMP STOCKS!, but more regulations may be needed to prevent other mass