Groundhog Monologue

We all know Punxsutawney Phil, right? Well, that’s me, and if you didn’t know, I’m a groundhog. I live a great life here where I have my own helper to give me whatever I want. I get a lot of people every day coming to see me. I predict I’m lionized because so many people like me. One bizarre day, thousands of people come to see me. They take me to a park called Gobbler’s Knob where I am placed in an artificial heated tree stump. Rudely, they wake, grab, show me to all my fans. This will be tomorrow and I’m strongly lackadaisical about this. Tomorrow is February the second, and that's the day they all get together to see me. I’m so nervous because there so many people. I used to not like people, but now I guess, I can tolerate them. I used to live in the wild where all my friends lived. Then one day, some people saw me get all scared when I saw this black monster. That’s how Groundhog day got started. So now if I see that monster called a shadow, the world has six more weeks of winter. This is most likely false according to a scientist. …show more content…
Imminently, I’m going to be awakened to the huge crowd of all these random people. They just open the door and raise me up. Now some guy is holding me up in the air showing me to everyone. It’s really scary up here, and a lot of lights keep flashing. Now he is putting me on my stump where I’m supposed to tell if we have six more weeks of winter. It’s really cold right now and eerie. I didn’t see my shadow, so I guess it's spring now. At least it’s going to be warm now, and I get to go back home and not have to worry about anything. I hope next year comes