“Please oh please somebody help! I only have one sock out of this pair!”
Faster than a turtle moving at a leisurely pace, more powerful than some but not all toy trains, able to jump up onto the curb on the first or second try, it’s Sockman!
Each and every day in our country, a near crippling predicament hits at least ten probably even eleven people: when socks go missing! I, after being bestowed upon with these powers, have made it my mission and duty to save America: one sock at a time. It all started two years ago when I wanted some awesome looking neon green socks. I immediately searched for them on the computer and clicked on the first website I saw, because the millions of other search results never matter. With surprisingly quick speed
Faster than a turtle moving at a leisurely pace, more powerful than some but not all toy trains, able to jump up onto the curb on the first or second try, it’s Sockman!
Each and every day in our country, a near crippling predicament hits at least ten probably even eleven people: when socks go missing! I, after being bestowed upon with these powers, have made it my mission and duty to save America: one sock at a time. It all started two years ago when I wanted some awesome looking neon green socks. I immediately searched for them on the computer and clicked on the first website I saw, because the millions of other search results never matter. With surprisingly quick speed