Welcome to Gervais Studios, I’m your host Ricky Gervais and tonight we’ll be experiencing comedy at its finest. Tonight we’ve invited the Australian dynamic duo of guests, the “iron lady” herself, and that isn’t a command as well as “Palmegeddon.” Tonight's show is going to be one of extremely enormous proportions, or as Michelle Bridges calls it “the morning session.” Personally, for the benefit of my tangerine and pearl striped floor, I wish to refrain from asking this, but I would like to welcome Ms Gina Rinehart to the stage along with Clive Palmer. Tremors violently swayed the skyscraper, the magnitude of this great quake slowly began to cease, then it was no more. Frantically I made the transition from sky to the inanimate modernised
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The ‘iron lady’ is what you're referred to as your apparent involvement in the mining profession, you have been quite a hot topic in recent years for what reason do you believe this to be? Gina with conviction says “maybe it’s because of my slender figure”, Ms Rinehart must I have to remind you that you're under oath, more accurately “not under oath.” but despite this, you would have just perjured yourself. Simultaneously we both produced a slight chuckle. However hers was slightly bitter, feeling confronted I asked another question. Due to your great success in business pursuits, what advice do you wish to share with the audience and viewers? “Bluntly I’ll say, inherit more money, seems to be the way to go. Realistically it’s like Centrelink but inheritance is also for Caucasian people.” Your ‘educated' statement implies that inheriting money is the best way to get rich quick? “Definitely, marrying for cash is also useful. “ There you have it, not only did your acquire a multitude of practical knowledge, but also, you discovered Ginas zealousness for indolence. Thank you, Gina, for your contribution in regards to this aspect of our show, could you know waddle your circular landmass uncommonly referred to as a body back over to the left quadrant of our Melbourne
The ‘iron lady’ is what you're referred to as your apparent involvement in the mining profession, you have been quite a hot topic in recent years for what reason do you believe this to be? Gina with conviction says “maybe it’s because of my slender figure”, Ms Rinehart must I have to remind you that you're under oath, more accurately “not under oath.” but despite this, you would have just perjured yourself. Simultaneously we both produced a slight chuckle. However hers was slightly bitter, feeling confronted I asked another question. Due to your great success in business pursuits, what advice do you wish to share with the audience and viewers? “Bluntly I’ll say, inherit more money, seems to be the way to go. Realistically it’s like Centrelink but inheritance is also for Caucasian people.” Your ‘educated' statement implies that inheriting money is the best way to get rich quick? “Definitely, marrying for cash is also useful. “ There you have it, not only did your acquire a multitude of practical knowledge, but also, you discovered Ginas zealousness for indolence. Thank you, Gina, for your contribution in regards to this aspect of our show, could you know waddle your circular landmass uncommonly referred to as a body back over to the left quadrant of our Melbourne