Graduation Speech: Humorous Wedding On Pinterest

As any hopeless romantic begins planning their wedding on Pinterest, it’s appropriate to have your bridesmaids selected. Even if I don’t have a “ring on it”, I still know exactly who I will select when the time comes. I have selected eight of you, yes eight, because I couldn’t pick just three or four. You’ve all been there in different parts of my life and I wouldn’t want to share my special day with anyone else.

I want you to be there to hold my veil, dry up my tears when I’m freaking out about what flowers I need to pick, and to reassure me that this is the man I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with. I don’t want to hear you whining over the fact that I’m forcing you to wear plum and orange (you’ll thank me later when the pictures come out great). I have picked you because you’ve all been there for me through my heartbreaks, my embarrassing college nights, and those 2:00 A.M. drive-thru trips. As my father walks me down the aisle, please be the people that I look to when I’m about to breakdown. …show more content…
I don’t want to hear of any drama amongst you ladies (I know how you all can get). I want this experience helping plan my big day to be drama free and exciting. I picked you eight because we have been through the best and worst of times, so please, let’s make this be a best of time.For you girls, make sure my mom and dad enjoy this day, too. I’m extremely excited for this, but I know this will be hard for them (especially when they get the bill for this event). Make sure they are happy and taken care of when I’m running around the day of my wedding. I want them to feel the same happiness that I am