I must say, you seem to be into a lot of the same things I am. I too enjoy the TV show Arrested Development and eating human food. I love to talk to other humans and help them with their problems. I tend to do that for free, so I figure I'd be good at doing it for a job. I'm a Marine Corps veteran and a college student who loves learning and getting things done. I also love researching things and solving puzzles, so I guess you could say I'd make a good Sherlock (or at least Dr. Watson.) I look forward to learning more about you and helping large numbers of wonderful human people!
Your's,
The most excellent Bethany