Goofy: A Short Story

I don’t want to go off on a rant here, but i can’t seem to understand how me and my siblings are related. Like i know we’re related but i keep hoping an ABC Family's switched at birth scenario will occur and they’ll be rushed out of there faster than the road runner running from the coyote in the loony tunes. Seriously they need to go. I’ll be sleeping in my room taking a nap and my brother will come out of nowhere, this little buffoon thinks he’s james bond and then starts shooting me with his nerf gun while chanting “it’s nerf orrrrrrrrrrrrr nnnooooottthhhhiiinnggaaaaa:”. His aim is something out of this world because just like merida he hits his target, and in this case the target is my nipple. He ran out as soon as i started screaming and i caught a glimpse of him trotting out of my …show more content…
I thought it couldn’t get any better but it did, as soon as snoop dogg said “ so is you down to ride or do i gotta slide” Goofy over there takes off my dress and i hear a loud rip happen but before i could barge in there i stand there in shock as i see that he is wearing a bikini too loose to fit his bony body, he looks like the skeleton in the corps bride. I’m standing in the doorway about to piss myself from laughing while my brother is singing at the top of his lungs “I’M LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND” i open the door and he just turns to me and screams “I SEE THAT” which were the next lyrics to the song and then runs out screaming “ TELL MOM AND I’LL SUE YOU” like an arrogant little brat. He’s like the mice in cinderella who steal items in order to make something nice for cinderella but without the good intentions, food,candy, hair brushes, hair products. They’ve all gone “missing” he keeps trying to take items from my room but i always catch him, he has planktons persistence and it’s never