Ever since that darn Grendel started to eat everyone, everything has gone to crap. When that sin-stained demon came, he started eating our men and there was nothing we could do our swords couldn’t pierce his tough skin. I don’t know what we should do. From across the sea came a group of men called the Geats. The men were lead by Beowulf walking around thinking he’s this hot shot, calling himself the “bravest and best of all Geats”. I think he’s the most arrogant and self center pig that thinks he can do whatever he wants because he is “Beowulf”. I’m going to tell everyone what he really is, a fraud! Once Beowulf got to the meat halls of meat halls, he made his long speech on how great he is. After I polished off my fifth liquid courage I
