He literally hopes that he will get a coroner call or death call for the funeral home so we can expedite the shopping trip and leave. Despite his unwillingness to shop, he is literally the easiest person to shop for style wise because he wears the same brands all the time, but he is super selective about the fit. My mom and I will go find shirts for him. Only every shirt my mom brings back he will hate because she always gets the fit wrong and will get weird “easter egg” colors. Then, I will bring shirts that he will actually like because I pay attention to the details he likes. He usually ends up getting one shirt he hates to appease my mom and another one or two that I picked out for him. Next, we will shop for Madisyn. Madisyn (ESFP) is the master manipulator of shopping. Basically whatever she wants, even if both my mom and I hate it, she will get it because she is super stubborn. For example, I swear, every time we go in a shoe store, Madisyn gets a pair of shoes because she manipulates my mother into buying them for her despite the fact that she has a lot of shoes and her feet haven’t grown in years (she is still a children’s size 2). Lastly, we will shop for me. I (the INTJ) will go in about one store, grab the clothes I want that I already picked out online, and leave. However, everyone else hates shopping for me because I am very particular about what styles I will wear and I will only buy things that go with other items in my
He literally hopes that he will get a coroner call or death call for the funeral home so we can expedite the shopping trip and leave. Despite his unwillingness to shop, he is literally the easiest person to shop for style wise because he wears the same brands all the time, but he is super selective about the fit. My mom and I will go find shirts for him. Only every shirt my mom brings back he will hate because she always gets the fit wrong and will get weird “easter egg” colors. Then, I will bring shirts that he will actually like because I pay attention to the details he likes. He usually ends up getting one shirt he hates to appease my mom and another one or two that I picked out for him. Next, we will shop for Madisyn. Madisyn (ESFP) is the master manipulator of shopping. Basically whatever she wants, even if both my mom and I hate it, she will get it because she is super stubborn. For example, I swear, every time we go in a shoe store, Madisyn gets a pair of shoes because she manipulates my mother into buying them for her despite the fact that she has a lot of shoes and her feet haven’t grown in years (she is still a children’s size 2). Lastly, we will shop for me. I (the INTJ) will go in about one store, grab the clothes I want that I already picked out online, and leave. However, everyone else hates shopping for me because I am very particular about what styles I will wear and I will only buy things that go with other items in my