I’m interested in being your employee as a clinical psychologist. I have had experience as a Forensic psychologist, but have decided due to recent events to look in a new area of work as a clinical psychologist, which will hopefully be more low-key. I am sorry in advance to write that my previous employer will not be of assistance and will not provide proper and accurate information about my work ethic under his employment. My special skills include speaking fluent English and Russian. And I have a PH.D in psychology. And also have qualifications in hypnotherapy and ECT. I’m also skilled at manipulation, narcissism, homophobia, and machiavellianism. I enjoy in my spare time to learn Krav Maga and collecting pretty much everything which has
