The true button of randomness
Are you sick and tired of losing your car keys, are you sick and tired of starving because your homeless scum or are you just annoyed that a cop rear-ended you ending your 6 hour joyride causing you to slam into the car in front of you making it a 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.79 car pile up. Then I've got the product for you Billy May’s button of infinite randomness!
The button of randomness is a prismatic all in one super product with literally infinite use with just one press of the button.You can:
Make a sandwich
Teleport
Make a car
Create a game
Save lives
Become president
Be invincible
all at the press of a button. You can get literally everything in existence and not in existence for the low low price of 200 billion payments of 54$; yes you heard right just 54$ dollars a week for the rest of eternity,and if you call right now you can get everything proof gloves used for handling all the things that you may summon using the infinite button of randomness.Yes! That's a value of ∞ for just 54 dollars a week until the sun explodes. …show more content…
Next it uses the remaining energy to atomically re-scramble the item not existing to the item existing in your dimension. I know what all you theoretical physicist are thinking “Isn't that dangerous” well yes! That's why you need to sign a wyver to own this pristine product that makes you a god among
Are you sick and tired of losing your car keys, are you sick and tired of starving because your homeless scum or are you just annoyed that a cop rear-ended you ending your 6 hour joyride causing you to slam into the car in front of you making it a 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.79 car pile up. Then I've got the product for you Billy May’s button of infinite randomness!
The button of randomness is a prismatic all in one super product with literally infinite use with just one press of the button.You can:
Make a sandwich
Teleport
Make a car
Create a game
Save lives
Become president
Be invincible
all at the press of a button. You can get literally everything in existence and not in existence for the low low price of 200 billion payments of 54$; yes you heard right just 54$ dollars a week for the rest of eternity,and if you call right now you can get everything proof gloves used for handling all the things that you may summon using the infinite button of randomness.Yes! That's a value of ∞ for just 54 dollars a week until the sun explodes. …show more content…
Next it uses the remaining energy to atomically re-scramble the item not existing to the item existing in your dimension. I know what all you theoretical physicist are thinking “Isn't that dangerous” well yes! That's why you need to sign a wyver to own this pristine product that makes you a god among