Ex-Boyfriend Drama Monologue

I know we really haven’t bonded over anything. The only thing we have in common really is the Norwegians. It’s actually funny that I used their service and now you’re using their services. It’s only funny because I have a little bit more experience with them, well just one, Gus and now I am having him killed for hurting my heart, but you already knew that. Actually the whole thing is funny. We’ve been so caught up in our Ex-boyfriend drama that we can’t even see how similar both of us really are to each other. We have a lot in common. We are both getting our Ex-boyfriends killed at the same time. For me, this will be my second time having my Ex-boyfriend killed. I still get a thrill from the whole thing. Now that I am thinking about it, this must be something major for you. …show more content…
When I first had my Ex-boyfriend killed, a burden was lifted off my shoulders and it will soon feel the same way for you too. I feel like we should use this circumstances and be in this together afterwards. I want us to become closer, but you’re probably thinking I left my bag on purpose so you can find the hit man’s business card. Get over it Olive but you're probably right, things happen and I probably did used you, sorry. Can we move on and become friends. I just want you to be my friend when it is all over. I want you to be my Thelma and of course I’ll be Louise in our never ending movie ensemble. Although, you are properly into cowboys, horses and lunar princesses. I just want you to be my partner in crime. I want us to take down our Ex-boyfriends and then drive a convertible to a nice sunset. We should actually move to California where it's always warm and get away from all the dysfunctions in our lives and start over when the job is down. Be a badass Texans that you talk so much about Olive and take over the world with me. Just think about it Olive and I mean really think about