Eulogy Of Eminem

So there I was, riding my dirtbike on the track, going over 60 mph! Then all of the sudden I hit a huge boulder sticking out of the ground and I started fishtailing. I realized I was gonna crash and my life flashed right before my hands. The next thing I know i'm staring up into my life time role models face, Eminem. Eminem was my bestie since the day I was born. Even though he was like 27, we just said age is just a number so we bonded quickly. We did everything together, like going on his music tours, playing football and he even came to school with me, and sometimes we'd just sit there and laugh at each other. Eminem is my best friend and will be forever even though my mom thinks he's a bad influence. But he's been there to catch me when I fall since day one.
Eminem has literally there to catch me when I fall since the …show more content…
Which if you've ever listened to any of his songs you can see what she thinks. But around me and whens hes with the family he doesn't swear at all. In fact in his house he does not allow bad language. She also doesn't like the fact that he's about 30 years older. But our favorite saying is age is just a number, it's maturity that counts.
Eminem is a pretty funny guy. We've had some good times, like one time 5 years ago i walked into my bedroom and he stepped out and scared me so bad i literally crapped myself, also one time he stuffed a kids trombone with egg salad right before a band concert , when the concert started he couldn't blow it. He blew and blew until it finally shot out like a whale blowing out water, gave everyone an egg salad shower.
But i'd have to say the most memorable time was the most recent, dirt biking on the track. But all the pranks, jokes, funny, hard and sad stuff we've been through it's definitely shaped me into the man I am today. From the day I was born I knew we were gonna be besties. When I grow up I wanna be just like