misc
Which of you is the pot, and which is the kettle?
//He 's less of a kettle, and more of a little teapot
Some character screws up, or the speaker is threatening pain to someone, etc:
“I don 't know. It 's never been done before. We 're breaking entirely new ground, here. It 's rather exciting.”
//e.g. You 're in for a whole new world of pain. We are like two intrepid explorers; you, the well-meaning but unintentionally racist [/repugnant] explorer, me, the friendly native guide. [leading you to your doom.]
Fit to kick a corpse.
Made a static hiss, as if you had pulled a wool coat off a very angry housecat.
TOO LATE. (cue Holy Grail dramatic music)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The third most famous of which is: ____
He had a stubborn backbone …show more content…
Like hangnail bad, or new employment as the wicker man bad?
Titles and stuff
“Waking up before the sun”
Davisms
You should have thought that through before carrying out such violence against your oratory prop. Don 't burn bridges before crossing them lest the slighted avenue heave its fir 'y self from the turbulent waters and do battle with you.
Karkatisms
NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD
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Stolen from “Skaian Garden”
“You are CRABDAD and you are CRABBY tonight. You are actually crabby everynight, but the amount of crabby you feel TODAY TAKES THE CAKE, eats the cardboard box it is packaged in and digests the whole plastic bag together in gastric juice.”
To what rocky shore or sheltered harbor has the whirlwind of life carried you most recently?
Medicine in the bible:
Proverbs 31:6
“Give wine to those who are dying in anguish”
Anyhow, we need to catch up worse than two old men in a marathon. Competing against race cars. And the old men are on dialysis for their
Which of you is the pot, and which is the kettle?
//He 's less of a kettle, and more of a little teapot
Some character screws up, or the speaker is threatening pain to someone, etc:
“I don 't know. It 's never been done before. We 're breaking entirely new ground, here. It 's rather exciting.”
//e.g. You 're in for a whole new world of pain. We are like two intrepid explorers; you, the well-meaning but unintentionally racist [/repugnant] explorer, me, the friendly native guide. [leading you to your doom.]
Fit to kick a corpse.
Made a static hiss, as if you had pulled a wool coat off a very angry housecat.
TOO LATE. (cue Holy Grail dramatic music)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The third most famous of which is: ____
He had a stubborn backbone …show more content…
Like hangnail bad, or new employment as the wicker man bad?
Titles and stuff
“Waking up before the sun”
Davisms
You should have thought that through before carrying out such violence against your oratory prop. Don 't burn bridges before crossing them lest the slighted avenue heave its fir 'y self from the turbulent waters and do battle with you.
Karkatisms
NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD
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Stolen from “Skaian Garden”
“You are CRABDAD and you are CRABBY tonight. You are actually crabby everynight, but the amount of crabby you feel TODAY TAKES THE CAKE, eats the cardboard box it is packaged in and digests the whole plastic bag together in gastric juice.”
To what rocky shore or sheltered harbor has the whirlwind of life carried you most recently?
Medicine in the bible:
Proverbs 31:6
“Give wine to those who are dying in anguish”
Anyhow, we need to catch up worse than two old men in a marathon. Competing against race cars. And the old men are on dialysis for their