Dumb Blonde Essay

The genre of horror films has evolved into an existence that would have once come across as sadistic and unoriginal to the people of the early twentieth century. Horror enthusiasts Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, and Edgar Allen Poe would cringe in their coffins at what has come to the genre they influenced, perfected, and created for the world to experience. What once used to be a never ending, bloodcurdling screaming celebration has since turned into horror flicks that now seem to be more comedic than terrifying and result in audiences often becoming disinterested. In earlier generations, actors and actresses were forced to investigate and research information that could be used to heighten their performances. Today, living actors have since …show more content…
As the Dumb Blonde is often the first to go, she is also the first to make major mistakes that seem as if she has a sign glued to her perfectly toned, overly tan back screaming, “Kill me first, my eight inch stilettos pinch my toes too tightly for running circles in this foggy forest!” Aside from her immense heels, her clothing choices do not seem to improve much. In fact, the Dumb Blonde decided it was in her best interest to wear as little clothes as humanly possible as she sports a microscopic jean skirt and a tiny tube top that remind her posse of what her true intentions really …show more content…
The Survivalist is someone who is able to defeat death at every unlikely turn and always discovers another conveniently unlocked door or loaded handgun. Dressed in clothing that seems so much more appropriate for a forest-like, horror themed setting, the Survivalist can be spotted donning a pair of threaded blue jeans, a sweater that provides warmth from the coolness of the lurking fog, and tennis shoes providing ample support for his ankle. As the ankle is supported, it is unlikely the Survivalist will trip over an obvious object that will lead to the ending of his life. As an individual who is naturally intelligent, he can instantly identify what is the best course of action and how to overcome the challenges that arise. Because of how conveniently easy it is to access the brain of the Survivalist, he is often clung to by the others who surround him. His ability to maintain a safe environment often puts him in high risk situations because the rest of the crowd’s weaknesses drag him down. He cannot save everyone like he wishes, but he knows that his skills will more than allow him to outmaneuver the Killer, at least until the