A Fortuneteller in the Making?
Republicans across America were shocked to find Trump dead in his hotel room on Wednesday, April 6th, after his speech in Wisconsin. Authorities have confirmed that he died of a heart attack and was not murdered. Trumps death, although misfortunate, may have been predicted by fourteen year old Elisabeti Keziah.
On Monday, April 4th, Elisabeti posted a video on YouTube in which she went into her sanctuary of the future and informed her viewers, “It is my duty to explain that the death of Donald Trump is going to take place around 12:13 pm on this coming Wednesday. My crystal ball is unclear on the cause of death, but intuition tells me it wound we murder.” The video now has over ten-thousand views. She continues to predict more events which later occurred such as the Thunderstorm this morning. The expected amount of views on her video, “Futuristic Updates #13” is predicted to skyrocket. …show more content…
Then, every year after, we gave her some other fortune-related gift for her birthday. She has 7 crystal balls and millions of mood rings.” She and her family are atheists, but have reviewed the Bible and choose 7 crystal balls because 7 is a powerful number in the Bible.
Even before she was born, we found an unusual characteristic in her family tree. All of her great grand fathers up until her grandpa were astronomers who predicted the