Why Donald Trump becoming Prime Minister of New Zealand will make New Zealand Great.
DISCLAIMER: This is satire, not real, a joke.
Whilst the National Party has upheld the prosperity and status of New Zealand, they have not managed to make New Zealand the country is once was. All countries aim to be the best they can be, if not the best in the world. The only way New Zealand can achieve greatness is if Donald Trump becomes the new Prime Minister.
Not only is Donald Trump a lobbyist for the rights of the elite that run this country, he also would bring other perks to New Zealand, such as:
The Great Wall of New Zealand A New and Improved Flag
Become the 51st State of America, which includes the following:
Walmart
0 hour contracts
Homophobia …show more content…
With hair as great as his, and a heart as big as his, he will certainly be able to override John Key, who has no hair, and only shows signs of sympathy. Donald Trump already has the minorities screaming his name whenever they have the chance. Their screaming is just an act of love and admiration for this brilliant man. When he comes to New Zealand, all minorities will be screaming his name, and that’s just what we want.
John Key has been known to not have an appreciation of hair, perhaps because of his envious ties with hair, and is infamous for his pulling only females’ ponytails, the most recent case of Key pulling a waitress’s ponytail. This behaviour would never be acceptable by Trump’s standards. Trump has an obvious appreciation of good hair, which is evident with his grooming of it, from the man bun, to the hampster cut, this man has exceptional taste. And that’s exactly what New Zealand wants, not a man who has be shown to be a sexist and a bully, but a man who has great taste in fashion, and hence, is an …show more content…
This wall will defend us superior beings from the affliction of other-worldly individuals. The Great Wall of China has continued, to this day, to be effective in keeping out the Australians, so, in theory, the Great Wall of New Zealand will be efficacious. Donald Trump’s proposed plan means the wall is situated one thousand kilometres offshore from New Zealand, and surrounds the two islands. The Wall will be fortified with angry wasps in case anyone tries to cross it. Trump says the cost of the wall is of no problem at all because he will force the Australians to pay for it, by a trade which is his forte,
DISCLAIMER: This is satire, not real, a joke.
Whilst the National Party has upheld the prosperity and status of New Zealand, they have not managed to make New Zealand the country is once was. All countries aim to be the best they can be, if not the best in the world. The only way New Zealand can achieve greatness is if Donald Trump becomes the new Prime Minister.
Not only is Donald Trump a lobbyist for the rights of the elite that run this country, he also would bring other perks to New Zealand, such as:
The Great Wall of New Zealand A New and Improved Flag
Become the 51st State of America, which includes the following:
Walmart
0 hour contracts
Homophobia …show more content…
With hair as great as his, and a heart as big as his, he will certainly be able to override John Key, who has no hair, and only shows signs of sympathy. Donald Trump already has the minorities screaming his name whenever they have the chance. Their screaming is just an act of love and admiration for this brilliant man. When he comes to New Zealand, all minorities will be screaming his name, and that’s just what we want.
John Key has been known to not have an appreciation of hair, perhaps because of his envious ties with hair, and is infamous for his pulling only females’ ponytails, the most recent case of Key pulling a waitress’s ponytail. This behaviour would never be acceptable by Trump’s standards. Trump has an obvious appreciation of good hair, which is evident with his grooming of it, from the man bun, to the hampster cut, this man has exceptional taste. And that’s exactly what New Zealand wants, not a man who has be shown to be a sexist and a bully, but a man who has great taste in fashion, and hence, is an …show more content…
This wall will defend us superior beings from the affliction of other-worldly individuals. The Great Wall of China has continued, to this day, to be effective in keeping out the Australians, so, in theory, the Great Wall of New Zealand will be efficacious. Donald Trump’s proposed plan means the wall is situated one thousand kilometres offshore from New Zealand, and surrounds the two islands. The Wall will be fortified with angry wasps in case anyone tries to cross it. Trump says the cost of the wall is of no problem at all because he will force the Australians to pay for it, by a trade which is his forte,