Mercutio: That awkward moment when you love a girl who looks like the chef Bertha.
Romeo enters
Romeo: B-B-B- BOOOOiiiii, I know you aren't talking with those Nike sign eyebrows
Mercutio: OOOOOOOOOOO roosted
Benvolio: Boiii, what are those shoes you got on boy looks like the Jerusalem 12s that Abraham rocked in 1200 bc?
Mercutio: Oooooo he said tu madre!
Romeo At least my mom's forehead doesn't look like a billboard boy.
Mercutio: hahahahahahaha!
Benvolio and Romeo: I know, you aren't talking Mercutio.
Romeo: Mercutio, more like Borecutio, Boy you look like you haven't slept in three millennium.
Mercutio: Fine, At least rosaline loves me!
Benvolio: Come on guys lets just chill ok we were just joking, and rosaline does not love you. …show more content…
Mercutio: Do you ever shut up about love and other crap like dreams jeez you make me want to fall asleep?
Benvolio: Oh hush it Mercutio it's not like you'll ever not be in love.
Mercutio: Thanks Romeo 2.0 New and improved!
Romeo: Haha very funny.
Mercutio: But where were you anyway?
Romeo: Not with rosaline that's for sure but for right now all I can tell you is that something big is about to happen.
Benvolio: Speaking of big isn't the super bowl supposed to be lit this year?
Mercutio: Want to know what else is big, My pokemon collection, gotta catch em all my boy
Benvolio: Ha jokes, but I think we should head to chipotle.
Romeo: YAAASS chipotle is my