Descriptive Essay On Scrooge

Come what may, the future isn’t what it used to be. Although time flies straight as an arrow and fruit flies like a banana, today remains tenaciously yesterday’s tomorrow and the hours flee, taking final flight on painted words, nimble wit, and lambent shadows of film noir cinematographers; however, while always time for tea and bosom buddies, make haste slowly laboring over these Herculean writing efforts - for they are a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done before. Embrace these scribbled pages to your savage Dean’s breast with the lubricating grasp of a paramour and not the parsimonious grip of a Scrooge. Dive in wholeheartedly, to titillatingly uncover a comma-shaped, goat-horned cornucopia of constantly abiding punctuation pleasures and consummate, picture-perfect introductory mental image snapshots, overflowing with highly polished calcite crystals and so satisfyingly stuffed with an impulsively sanguine overabundance of semi-colons, split infinitives, transitioning coordinating, subordinating, and correlative conjunction appetizers; plus, an apéritif cocktail of exclamation …show more content…
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